My Life As A Teenage tit!

there's only one thing better than being a teenager and thats being a robot!...u can say & do what you like and people put it down to programming!...altho having said that!....surely its ALL just a 'simple' programming glitch....mmmm....interesting!

My Wife Is A Frigid Robot!?

ok then so I know! its bad....I've slagged off pap'n'roll godz!!....I spose its kinda like slapping the queen in the face or (gulp!) Elton John even.....but hey whats with modern bands....one minute they wanna be taken 'seriously' then next they wanna 'just get down for the kidz'...one minute yeh we're influenced by 'real' bands then the next we wanna be like Green Day...then aaargh! Bun Jovi(!!)......then no not really! we wanna be like Boyzone & make lots of spodoolaz!...'because its nuthin serious we're just anutha band making POP musac' (sounds like a horrible re-occurring 80's nitemare to me ;-)....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!......hehe....what happened to good honest musac!!......Lemmy for example 'Hi Lemmy you know that wooooonderfull new song by those lovely looking boyz Westlife.....you know what me ole mate!....thats what you need!, you've already got the credability now you just need a 'real' song to sell! it'll go down a storm with the kidz just what you need...buddy...pal....matey!' yeh, YOU GO TRY THAT! just don't ask me to help you get his shiny black cowboy boot back out of your shiny little ass.......uuuuuuuuurgh!
www.machineboy.co.uk

My Life As A Teenage Robot no5!

ok so apparently one day you'll understand!...but until then put your feet up, I'll make the tea and you watch f****n eastenders!
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Apparently Machine Boys cartoon goes political!

ok then more from the irrelavant world of 'My life as a teenage robot'.......yes I know I should be hung drawn & quartered for this one!...but hey on a lighter note whatever happened to that good ole 'take him down to be hung drawn & quartered'?........well maybe it would sort out our 'full to brimming' prison problems..........plus extra FREE meat products for cattle feed...yeh heart of serial killer...get a bit of that into our foodchain! shweeeet!.....and apparently its a right royal grungy mess afterwards too...erm....so I've heard!......yeh what a great idea....you know what, I should be 'Presidentey of THE WORLD'........... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...you gotta imagine me laughing kinda like Vincent Price!!....phew spooky....I told ya the machines will take over ONE DAY.....then you'll be sorry suckas!!....
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MY LIFE as a teenage robot from machine boy!

ok then so little mini'Machine'Boy is becoming more aware....humanly speaking that is! he's learning from all the good people on our crabby planet!.....hey maybe he could become the new commentator for sky sports!.....oh s**t! he's just blown it!.......oh cheryl the way you flaunt your womanly charms and play with our ...blokey.....ahem.....erm...minds! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr U beeeetch!!!
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MACHINE BOY new weekly cartoon!

ok wow so Machine Boy has obviously got nuthin better to do with his time but here is his latest thing!!!....he unleashes his latest socially aware piece of crap.....erm sorry!....we mean artwork on the universe & elsewhere with his new childishly created weekly cartoon called 'My life as a teenage robot!'.....ok granted this tosh will never grace the pages of any 'high quality' press (you know like The Sun or The Sunday Sport) but Machine Boy has promised he will be spicing it up now & then with some nude'titee and even getting a HOT bitch involved!......now that new washing machine his next door neighbour has just purchased....god damb it THAT IS HOT HOT HOT!
www.machineboy.co.uk

TENBOY my little drumbox ep!

The latest Tenboy release is an ep called 'My Little Drum Box!', its a four track ep of cool simple acoustic songs backed by various dum machine's and it also includes a sweet instrumental remix by Machine Boy of the lead track....nice! go and get it from itunes HERE!